Blue Falcon

Woot... Two Jobs + a rant on garbage

I woke up the other morning thinking: "You know what? I really dont like having free time to do things I enjoy, so maybe i'll get another job." Wait no... thats not how it went... Thats not how it went at all. I think it went more like:

" I need more money, better get another job"

Yes my dear readers. After careful considerations I decided to get another job on top of my concrete job. Now, you may be wondering, "what kind of place would hire someone for a month of summer left." Well, clearly I enjoy adding insult to injury when I make decisions like this, so ladies and gentlemen, I took back my job at Staples!!!

*waits for dead silence with some cricket noise*

Yea, I thought I was done there as well, but my old boss said he really needed help and didnt mind only hiring me for one month for more money. It's not so bad yet, Back To School is do-able for us retail folk so-long as we dont get cognative assholes constantly screaming at us demanding that we help them first.

Actually, I now know what the worst job in the world is: Its called city garbage duty. Now, not only did I have to pay $100 to take an air-brake course so I can drive a 3 ton garbage truck. BUT I have to put up with what YOU people throw out.

I have only been out 3 times, so far the worst is diapers and maggots. I opened one garbage can, and found it FULL of maggots. It was the most putrid, vile and disgusting thing I have ever seen and smelt. Needless to say, I dumped the garbage in the truck and proceded to throw the garbage can accross that owners driveway while yelling several profanities and colorful four letter words.

As for the diapers, they smell bad, but, people seem to think that there is no need to TIE THE FREAKEN BAGS! A few diapers fell out of the truck and we were forced to pick them up because someone was too lazy to put a twist tie on these things!

But, on a good note, some owners actually do care. One of them was nice enough to go get me a pepsi from his house cause he understands that garbage is indeed, the worse job around. So, he gets put on the "do not throw his trashcan" list.

And im spent.

This is Falcon, signing off.

posted by Blue Falcon @ 8:50 PM